THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST ON TUMBLR
OH MY GOD
If you don’t comprehend just how fucking crazy fast technology is progressing
La de veces que le deben parar por la calle XD
POLICE CAR USED DOUBLE TEAM
Are you serious right now? I’m a fully certified neurosurgeon. I can break into people’s heads and rewire their brains and tamper with their memory, no problem. But this? This juice box? This sugary drink marketed for eight year olds? No. Sticking a straw into this juice container is apparently just too much for me to handle without fucking it up. I’m done. I quit. Goodbye.